The Court of Hedgehogs
Seat of governance of the hedgerow, in continuous session since time out of mind.
☞ Now Proclaiming ☜
On the Establishment of the Court
Given this twelfth day of June, in the First Year of the Court
Let it be known throughout the hedgerows, and to all persons of good standing therein,
that there is hereby established THE COURT OF HEDGEHOGS, convened in perpetuity for the governance of the hedgerow, the ordering of its seasons and ceremonies, the hearing of petitions, the faithful keeping of the Royal Record, and, where occasion warrants, the issuance of proclamations.
The Court shall recognize no sorrowful business. Petitions of gloom, where received, shall be returned to sender with our regrets and a small quantity of dried fruit.
The Officers of the Court
Her Majesty the Queen
Sovereign of the hedgerow; in whose name all decrees go forth.
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The Lord Chamberlain
Arranges the affairs of the Court; answers correspondence of state, eventually.
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The Keeper of the Royal Seal
Without whose wax nothing whatsoever is official.
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The Royal Record
Consult the archive of decrees — preserved on vellum, and also here, for convenience.
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COMPLIANT POWERED BY
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scrolls unfurled since the Founding
Established MMXXVI under the authority of the Keeper of the Royal Seal.
Correspondence may be addressed to the Court; replies issue forth in the order received.